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01-07-2010, 10:31 PM
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MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
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Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need
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Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
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Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have"
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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway
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Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it..
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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either..
Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good
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welcome
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MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
***
http://www.gretchenraisch.com/images/fine_art/sun_moon-f.jpg
Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need
***
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Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
***
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Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have"
***
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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway
***
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Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it..
***
http://www.saifoali.org/up/files/unbkxr8djlnzebdiq02f.jpg
Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either..
Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you
***
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good
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